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Jokes for programmers

Here are some geeky programming jokes I invented.

By the way, these are really bad. Just thought I'd warn you.

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?
A: Because they had constant arguments.

Q: What happens when a programmer's aunt and uncle die at the same time?
A: Multiple inheritance.

Q: What kind of dance do Java programmers hate?
A: The jitterbug.

Q: Why are awkward bug reports like eunuchs?
A: "Cannot reproduce."

Q: What's this? [cm]arro[tw]
A: A vegex.

And finally...

A teaching inspector is paying a visit to a college to check on the quality of education. He goes into the computer science classroom and starts by having a quick word with the teacher, who says they are studying some object-oriented concepts.

Walking around the room, the inspector is surprised to see that the students are painting on canvas rather than typing on keyboards. Being an art aficionado, he takes a closer look at the nearest canvas and realises with a start that it is a perfect copy of Picasso's Guernica. The next student is flawlessly recreating Rothko's Orange and Yellow.

"These children are astonishing artists," he says to the teacher, "but you told me you were teaching computer science."

"I am," the teacher replies. "This is an abstract superclass."