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My Wrongs remix lyrics

These are the "lyrics" to the Osymyso/Cartel Communique video remix that accompanies Chris Morris' short film.

My Wrongs #8245-8249 and 117

(Hello...)

Hello, this is my new videogram, and I hope that you're all going to enjoy learning to train your dogs to cause an accident.

Now! Now, are you ready? Now, today we're going to be horrible to dogs.

Rothko: I'm a dog.
Man: You're a dog.
A good dog!
Rothko: I thought I was a lawyer.
No; you are actually a shit dog.
Imogen: Rothko, you'll tell me if he doesn't take you for a walk, won't you?

And when I say face your dog
Then I say call your dog
When I say walk your dog
Don't put your lead in your hand; put it round your neck!

That's right, good boy, jerk him hard, hurry up
Rotate, stand still, push, wait, let go
Walkies! Good jerk, dog-pulling, hurry up
Rotate, jerk him hard, praise him, and

That's right, good boy, good bo-o-o-oy
Rotate, rotate, wait, wait, let go
Walki-e-e-es! Dog-pulling, hurry up
Rotate, rotate, praise him, and

Down!

I call it pup music. Dogs rarely love it. All the nervous dogs get brave when I put these on and give them a few good old jerks. In fact I always say right up over your bed, jerk 'em and love 'em: that's my motto.

Right, now you've had dreadful trouble with this dog-pulling, haven't you? Command your dog to cause offence either on pavements or parks. Now are you ready? Push the dog, turn him round, and he will walk into vehicles.

(Good...) Good, good! Let go.

Leave your dog on the road to die. (Good!) The dog stops in his tracks and then the fun and love was over.

That's right, good boy, jerk him hard, hurry up
Rotate, stand still, push, wait, let go
Walkies! Good jerk, dog-pulling, hurry up
Rotate, jerk him hard, praise him, and

That's right, good boy, good bo-o-o-oy
Rotate, rotate, wait, wait, let go
Walki-e-e-es! Dog-pulling, hurry up
Cause offence (good!), good, go back and love them

Very good! (Good boy!)

Now your dog neither loves you nor respects you, and without respect a dog doesn't do anything you really want.

Rothko: Can't defend you now, you know...

Dreadful dog! Horrible dog. You dreadful dog! Dog's pocket.