Spectrum Easter eggs
This page deals specifically with programs by Design Design Software. Simon Brattel writes in: "We really did used to get through a load of cheesecakes, I think because it was something easy enough for lazy bastards like us to cook." On Lavinia's [or Lavernia's] massage parlour: "This referred to the flat I was sharing with JDG at the time. There was no actual Lavinia, but there were a couple of sisters living upstairs that we used to dream about. For some reason Sylvia lent me her copy of More Joy of Sex, which was an evil thing to do to a desperate virgin but not quite as evil as having her bloody bedroom right over mine and having a bed that squeaked. Ah, they were far too sophisticated for the likes of us, penniless students as we were. Sylvia's boyfriend had a BMW!"
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astroking | SO YOU FOUND IT!!! |
c&vg | C&UG Complete and Utter Garbage ! |
c64 | Couldn't begin to do this ! |
cheesecake | Mott won't make 'em anymore ! |
crystal | Design-Design Software |
defenda | So tediously ssllloowwww ! |
design-design | What a what a silly silly name ! |
fuckoff | Go and swivel ! |
help | "NI" "NI WOM" "PETANG" |
invasionofthe | Too fast for you CRASH ? |
jetsetwilly | Bug-ridden game of the decade ! |
joystickjim | who ? |
kiethcampbell | You're a JERK Campbell etc .... ! |
linda | Nibble ! Nibble ! |
lynn | Hello lynn ! |
martinsmith | martinsmith |
mash | ZAP ! |
matthewsmith | Major Wally |
meb | MEH |
motty | The incredible shrinking sulk ! |
msx | Extremely crappy JAPANESE shit ! |
pinback | Want yer beachball ? |
ql | Quite Late ? Queue Longer ? |
robin | Happy Birthday ! |
rommels | What a slow tedious game ! |
s.brattel | The real virgin programmer ! |
sex | Sex...don't talk to me about sex . |
shit | You've typed enough in already ! |
spectacle | Yes we are mad aren't we ? |
spectrum | Miles better than the MSX crap! |
starblitz | You've got to be f.....g kidding ! |
t.bridge | Want yer hobbit ? |
tony | Which Tony ? (^ = Tony Thing) |
tonything | Hi there man |
ultimate | Nice shapes shame about the game ! |
Entering your name for the high scores as a whole row of characters that are one pixel wide (full stop or exclamation mark) produces the message It's easier with repeat ! (Compare Invasion of the Body Snatchas, where you cannot hold down a key to repeat it.)
Chris Cowley says, "The first copy of Forbidden Planet that I bought would sometimes stop and display a hex error number, a phone number, and a message asking me to report the bug. I phoned the number and spoke to Simon Brattel, who patiently explained he'd had loads of people phone him to report it. I got a replacement tape in the post with a little audio message tagged onto the end."
Hold down the 0 key as the game loads. When it finishes loading, you'll be treated to a hidden game of Space Invaders (later released as Silly Invaders on a Your Sinclair cover tape). Key controls are Z, X, Space, and F to finish. |
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During a game, press the keys 123 together to access another hidden subgame called Whino Hunt. |
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Certain phrases are converted to hidden messages in the high score table.
corwench | Nibble nibble |
darkstar | " Hate it ! " |
designdesign | What a what a silly silly name ! |
fuck | Oh yes please ! |
help | Help ? |
laser | 2mW Helium-Neon 633 nm |
mon | Let go of my ears - I know my job! |
pinback | Want yer mouse ? |
sex | Hmmm. . . tricky ! |
shit | Shit somewhere else ! |
version | Wednesday 12:47:47 pm 27/11/85 ver 2.0 |
The program filename is CheeseCake.
There are hidden messages in the code:
Stop looking in my program ! I never wanted to be a programmer I always wanted to be a ... (a) Sex Aid (b) Lumberjack (c) Hedgehog (d) Cheese cake (e) Father
Answers on a postcard please to Simon Brattel & Neil Mottershead
This program is copyright ( but not by us )
ANNOUNCEMENT This space has been rented by the Design-Design marriage guidance bureau . TWO aging depressed (depressing) programmers { soon to be certified } seek female company with a view to establishing an extremely verbose relationship . Translation :- 'Love amongst the cheese cakes' (Fruit cakes) END OF ANNOUNCEMENT
PS Lavernia's massage parlour has moved to 125 Smedley Rd Cheetham Hill LN / Tel. 061 205 6603 and ask for Joe
PSS This game owes its existance to :- (53) 2-Litre coke bottles (6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes (24) Very hot curries (4) 600 K floppy discs (100000) Neurons (1) Another Greens Original (4) 1/2 pint glasses (98) kWh of t'electric (2*4*10^6*60*60*10*49) T-States and finally (980) misery filled hours of wasted effort.
PSSS We appologise for the awful noises They weren't our idea
PSSSS Coming soon (we hope) THE LOADER ... and so off they go into the dawn ... ... pausing only to reconstruct the Nascam ... ... reinvent the keyboard ... ... resubmit the cheques ... ... think of the next line ... But the cheese cake has arrived and so I must go . 10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)
"Is that the sort of thing you're after ?" "Yes I think we can use that."
Certain phrases are converted to hidden messages in the high score table.
(blank) | Someone |
6031769 | Wrong game ! [referring to a cheat code in Manic Miner] |
6502 | Crappy processor |
alanw | A.Walker [friend] |
andym | A.Machin [friend and LERM author] |
blach | Bells ring etc . |
c.c.c. | Chrisipoos [Christopher Charles Clark, Crystal Computing founder; "I'm not sure if we were getting on well at this point; a bunch of us were about to stage a revolution and set up Design Design"] |
cheese | Cheese ? [referring to early code where these messages were accessed with cheese+number] |
cheesecake | Greens Original |
chewrubba | The Thing |
speakertoanimals | Chmee [Ringworld reference] |
crystal | Design Design Software |
darthvader | Boring tit ! |
dave | The cardboard box ! [Jasper Carrott sketch, used to tease Neil's friend Dave] |
fuck | Like too ! [sic] |
hott | Halls |
jdg | Hi Jim ! [flatmate James Garside] |
johnl | J.Lawrence [friend] |
kickaha | P.J.Finnegan [World of Tiers reference] |
krdt | K.R.D.Terry [friend Keith Terry] |
lavinia | She's moved to 061-205-6603 |
maria | Programmers in general eh ? ["I once asked her at a party if she was interested in Martin or just programmers in general. She said programmers in general, but she was only trying to fend off my drunken advances."] |
marvin | Life don't .... |
mash | Smart arse [Martin Horsley] |
meb | Hello Maria ["Martin Horsley's girlfriend. Neil and I lusted after her as well."] |
motty | N.Pottingshed |
rozzer | R.Walker [Rosalind Walker, "Alan's beautiful sister"] |
sex | Yes please ! |
spectrum | Ghastly rubber thing |
tony | A blaze of trumpets & singing angels [phrase from a favourable review] |
whatisthe | 42 of course ! [i.e. what is the meaning of life?] |
xyzzy | Wrong game ! [referring to a cheat code in Adventure] |
zaphod | It's easier with three arms I suppose |
Entering your name for the high scores as a whole row of characters that are one pixel wide (full stop or exclamation mark) produces the message Bet yer wrists hurt after that ! (Compare Dark Star.)
There is a hidden message in the code: Hello.
Rogue TrooperRobert Baker says, "Several months ago, instead of the standard Welcome to Nu-Earth, Rogue! message, I got the same message in Welsh: Croeso i Earth newydd spon!. I don't know what causes this version of the message to display, but it's stored at address 43675, just after the standard welcome message at 43638." |
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There are hidden messages in the code: Hello; (The Thing); Hello Simon, having fun? (programmer Simon Brattel); Nazir's vindaloo curry sauces are great.
When you get a high score, you are told: "You have beaten name by amount". The name placeholder is initially set to Snoopy.
There are hidden messages in the code:
Lavinia's Massage Parlour:Tel(061) 223-3519
I Had A Little Froggy
Yes c*nt - a keyboard table!
F*ck Off !
Certain phrases are converted to hidden messages in the high score table.
(blank) | Someone |
(c) | (c) N.Mottershead & S.Brattel |
6031769 | Wrong game ! [referring to a cheat code in Manic Miner] |
crystal | Design Design Software |
fuck | Strange thing to type ! |
n.mottershead | Oh god knows ! |
s.brattel | It's a fair cop ! |
sex | Still waiting ! |
shit | Shit somewhere else ! |
t.bridge | Not enough Hobbits I suppose ? |
thehobbit | The only game more tedious than this |
warlock | Ian Livingstone I presume |
The text At it again I see ! (i.e. hacking) appears just before the above strings in memory.
When you pause the game by pressing 2, the message Pausing - press C to continue is eventually replaced by various other messages:
C,short for CONTINUE
When you're quite ready
4th along,bottom row
Hello ?
Gone for a cheesecake ?
Oh not again
No not again
Please not again
The next one's good !
There is some more hidden text further on in memory, including a few Monty Python references:
PS we apologise for the game being boring but we were literaly only given 3 weeks to write it .
PPS Return of the Things !
coming soon - the follow up to Halls
The programme about which will be said :-
"Oh no not again" Sinclair User
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"I'll get them for this" GOD
and finally
"..sod 30% what about a wench ?.." The Authors
" one thats nice "
" not too nice "
" with huge .... tracts of land "
" and not too expensive "
PSSP See you in the next game !
Try not to take life seriously or you'll go as far as ¦ have .....
Virgin,22 years old,lonely,suicidal and mad .
(interesting order they're in huh ?)
PSSPS It's goodnight from me
and It's goodnight from another unoriginal joke
(c) S.Brattel and the one and only N.Mottershead
(Chewrubba and Mottly)
(The Blue Brothers)
Zeus Z80 AssemblerType What is the meaning of life ? for the answer 42 (a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy). If you type the same question after assembling a source file whose first line is IY, you get the following hidden message instead (stored from 61757 to 61857, each byte XORed with decimal 15), also a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. Do I look like Deep thought ? Zeus (c) 3/ 2/83 S.Brattel & N.Mottershead All rights reserved Simon Brattel says, "We put that there as a way to include our names and the copyright information, knowing that Chris Clark (managing director of Crystal) would remove it if he found it." |
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