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Here are some anagrams I have constructed.
Shorter and miscellaneous anagrams
The new Harry Potter film has its Norway premiere shortly, and people are already going crazy to get advance tickets!
Cattle hype for overrated Rowling crap really annoys me. I gag at the tripe. Another hackneyed wizard story spites me!
Where can I get a copy of the newsgroup FAQ?
Why, I can go get the new paper FAQ, of course!
According to the EC carrots are a fruit.
Carrot rage: I chide, "Not fact, Eurocrats!"
Spamagrams (made from newsgroup spam)
A little while back, I was browsing through some newsgroups, just like you are now. I came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of six dollars! I thought: "Damn, this must be a scam and illegal."
It was, but that didn't stop you, as you chose to vex us all with a new incarnation of the same limited story. Oh, I wish this jerk's cash claims were true, but I know such unmitigated trash is illegal and lacks kudos. So, we ignore mail or blame? O no! I'll find anagrams among all this swill.
Everything you need and want, in one convenient place and, as a bonus, REAL NICE PPL! Friendly chat, and OPS who are actually users, not pricks. You have a real opportunity to pitch in and help your fellow internet junkies, and maybe earn OP or even IRCOP status.
A very uninteresting, sucky chat channel with pirated tunes. Vapid lamer enjoins: "Be cool, pal! Be one of us! Deal?" A nice plan! Who even wants your ops? In future, you naive porn-kiddy, stay on IRC — not near alt hierarchy — and can you learn not to pester "PPL" (and people)?
Literary anagrams
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[Opening of a story by Edgar Allan Poe]
The Cask of Amontillado
The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled — but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.
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[Anagram summarises the rest of the story]
Rage now overtook grievous wounds, bubbling up within me. I vowed to silence that grotesque, snivelling clown forever; and fiendish, indeed, was the plan ultimately devised. He was wantonly drunk that eve, and dressed up as a fool. (Oh-ho, such a bitter irony!) I lured him to the house with false promises of wine.
Fortunato spouted frivolities, thus — "stutter, stutter, stutter" — as he was ever wont; but now I have walled the urchin up within that cellar, mute, needy and invisible under the dust of foul bones. A fine joke, his noisy anguish! How I mocked him! Truly, revenge is sweeter than the sherry that he sipped not last week.
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