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The new Harry Potter film has its Norway premiere shortly, and people are already going crazy to get advance tickets!
Cattle hype for overrated Rowling crap really annoys me. I gag at the tripe. Another hackneyed wizard story spites me!

Where can I get a copy of the newsgroup FAQ?
Why, I can go get the new paper FAQ, of course!

You do not have to be a regular here to get nominated. First ever postings have won awards on occasion.
Not elite, we accept newbies' anagrams, too. Have donations? Don't hoard, hover, or fear us; give! Go on, try us!

Self-nominated anagrams have occasionally won awards.
A man advances own words. "Hola, fans! I am clearly an egoist."

Mushroom cloud sighted in North Korea.
Communists laid nuke? Oh God, the horror!

According to the EC carrots are a fruit.
Carrot rage: I chide, "Not fact, Eurocrats!"

You have wandered into one of the friendlier, wittier, more intelligent newsgroups around Usenet.
Write an ode to our word-moving paradise on the Internet. "Herein dwell funny geniuses of true elite!"

The traditional Mexican cuisine.
I mix in rotten chili sauce and eat.

Carnforth Station Trust's plans to turn the historic steam train which featured as the Hogwarts Express in Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone into a permanent tourist attraction have been halted by Warner Bros, the studio behind the film. Peter Yates has revealed to the BBC that he "rang Warner Bros and suggested using the Potter train and renaming the platform 9 3/4," but they, "immediately said, 'No, if you try and use it in any way we'll sue you.'"
"Touch that train and prepare for legal action, for it's ours!" snapped Anna, a nasty, litigious US exec. "We doubt that any nerdy little British trainspotter museum would be able to spend more on a court case than one of the planet's mightiest studios. Besides, we need that train. Every trendy shit-brat must be aware that Harry Two, Harry Three, and Harry Nth — that's The Nth Shitty Harry Movie — are being filmed right now.
"Pressing on, then... the use of Napster..."

There is the facility to ban troublesome individuals or to cancel specific posts.
Moderated club's liability to shoot posts? "Anti free speech!" cries uncivil faction.

Four men and a woman are being questioned by Customs following the seizure of heroin and other class A drugs with a street value of around £10.6 million.
106 HRH officers go home stoned after "testing out" a drug haul.
"I'm brimful and zoned out," moaned one low, queasy villain, "so now we're sure it's real cannabis."

If there are items you feel should be included in this FAQ or changed, please feel free to post them to the group for discussion, preferably in the same thread as the FAQ.
Here, then: I'll suggest three unique alterations.
* The home address of Larry "The Yeti" Brash.
* Naff embedded sounds.
* Risque hot pics of a fat female police officer.
- The Pope.